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brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(via fake-mermaid)

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

(via orgasm)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(via crunchier)